Whatsapp messages, jokes and masti

Posted: January 16, 2015 by Arsh Kapoor in Uncategorized

Whatsapp Jokes

Me: Dad can we get a dog.
Dad: beta we already have a dog … Tu kutta hi hai
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“An old Punjabi woman slips on ice, falls and cries ‘hai meri kismat.’ A gora walks past and responds, ‘hi, Merry Christmas to you too.’”
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“can I get a caramel latte?”

barista: “sure! what’s your name?”

guy: *deep breath* “valipurathampalayam mottaiyappar balasubramaniam”

 

Republic day whatsapp status

Republic Day is a good time to examine who we are and how we got here.
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY.

Thousands laid down their lives so that our country breath this day…never forget their sacrifice..Happy Republic day

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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Facebook and Whats app CONVERSATION

On “Whatsapp”

Wife: Kab se wait kar rahi hun . Ghar kab aa rahe ho ?

Husband: Abhi kucch pata nahi , dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho.

On “FaceBook”

Wife: Dear when will you be back ? You are the best husband in the world. Miss you. Come back soon. ??
(Status liked by 10 of her friends)

Husband: Thanks for being there always …. so lucky to have a wonderful wife like you ! Will be back soon honey. ?? (Status liked by 15 friends, sister-in-law & mother-in-law) ?

Tour down under live streaming

 

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